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while to die. Perhaps it stumbled miserably  minister of the army.
               around the kitchen for a month before it saw
               my salade niçoise and chose this lettuce leaf as   The general arrived and, like the maître d’,
               its shroud. Believe me, I will spread the word.   asked:
               What kind of establishment is this?!”            “Is there a problem, Sir?”

                  The manager called the owner of the restau-   The man pointed at his salad. The general
               rant, who soon appeared at the door. The fumi-  looked and said, “An olive. Great!” He took
               gation of the kitchen had been mandated by the   the cockroach and swallowed it. Later, the man
               Ministry of Health. To confirm this, the owner   was arrested and sued for falsely accusing the
               had brought along the municipal health secre-  restaurant. It was a democracy, up to a point.
               tary, who said he had been following ministry
               protocol. The head of the ministry was called;   (Translation from the Portuguese)
               when he arrived at the restaurant, he accepted   Some questions to ponder over the above
               full responsibility for everything. Except the   short fiction are:
               cockroach. The cockroach on the salad could
               not be, chronologically speaking, a result of    •  Why didn’t the customer accept that the
               the fumigation. Unless someone in the kitchen        cockroach in the salad was an accident?
               had kept it, preserved it in ice, and waited for
               the perfect occasion to . . .                    •  Who were the people called in to pro-
                                                                    vide an explanation to the customer?
                  The patron interrupted the minister’s specu-
               lation with a slap on the table and asked to see   •  Why  did  the  customer  not  accept  an
               his superior. The minister sighed and took his       apology?
               cell phone from his pocket to call the president   •  How was ‘the problem’ resolved?
               of the republic, who arrived, sharply dressed,
               in under half an hour. He had just left a recep-  1�3�3�2 Method of reading
               tion at the presidential palace.
                                                                Reading is considered an important skill in
                  “What is it?” said the president.           language learning. A person should be capa-
                                                              ble of reading in order to decode and interpret
                  “Look.”                                     the data of the reading material. Reading is a

                  The president looked and saw the cock-      source of self-education and an important lan-
               roach.                                         guage skill. It will help to acquire the other
                                                              skills of communication including listening,
                  “And?” he said.                             speaking and writing.
                  “This is your responsibility.”                Reading seems as a simple process but it is
                                                              an important skill of communication. Reading
                  The president nodded. He asked what it was
               he wanted.                                     is an activity using symbols, letters, words,
                                                              meaningful  ideas  and  thoughts.  The  reader
                  “An explanation.”                           needs a certain level of background knowledge
                                                              for his/her  understanding of any the content
                  The president apologized. The man did not   of any type.
               accept his apology. The president offered com-
               pensation. The man refused. They called the      When you read the poem and the short fiction






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